Amusingly seen in a few multi-relationship-related emails swapped back and forth among friends today: "Dude, that's sketch".

And I didn't even tell anyone I was reading that exact phrase last night. Kooky. One of you will get the significance of this. I know it.

Relationship disasters ahoy! Today seems to be your day. Or, conversely, today is *not* "be nice to your significant other day", as I've been so told by many already. And it's only 3:00!

This week (and the subsequent few) are shaping up to be a doozy. Seatbelts on?