dear woman in the brown suv who stopped in the middle of rush hour traffic, you know, I really appreciated it when you stopped for me this morning, in the right-most lane so that I could attempt to get off my street and drive to work. That was pretty cool, since hardly anyone ever does that - especially since I have to turn left onto bronson. What a nightmare!
What I didn't appreciate, though, was when you honked your horn and gave me the finger for not taking you up on your thoughtfulness because of the two lanes of traffic I still had to cross after I went by you, where cars were literally flying by. I'll try to be a little more gracious about your invitation to my untimely smash-em-up death next time. Promise.